May 2013
tupacabra:
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
nue:
i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
2treehill:
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
swaans:
liketheesun:
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
#sometimes i add ‘q’ to the tags so it just looks like i’ve queued a bunch of posts
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah
